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5 Reasons Why I Want The World To End In 2012
1. I Won't have To Work I have watched a lot of movies about the end of the world and the days after and I noticed that after the world ends the job market as we know it is nonexistent. In other words nobody works. I know what your thinking: with unemployment the way it is today it seems like no one is working now. Hahaha. Yes, you have a point. But once the Earth is... (posted by Timmy Octavian 158 days 18 hours ago.)
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1. I Won't have To Work I have watched a lot of movies about the end of the world and the days after and I noticed that after the world ends the job market as we know it is nonexistent. In other words nobody works. I know what your thinking: with unemployment the way it is today it seems like no one is working now. Hahaha. Yes, you have a point. But once the Earth is... (posted by Timmy Octavian 158 days 18 hours ago.)
I Totally See That Happening: My Predictions For 2011
1. Micheal Jackson Will Be Spotted In The Caribbean If you think the King of Pop is really dead than you are not a real Micheal Jackson fan. Jacko is still alive and in 2011 he will be spotted on some remote island in the Caribbean surrunded by a slew of witch doctors and a couple of island kids who don't know any better. On the bright side, most Caribbean dwellings do... (posted by Timmy Octavian 1 year 160 days ago.)
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1. Micheal Jackson Will Be Spotted In The Caribbean If you think the King of Pop is really dead than you are not a real Micheal Jackson fan. Jacko is still alive and in 2011 he will be spotted on some remote island in the Caribbean surrunded by a slew of witch doctors and a couple of island kids who don't know any better. On the bright side, most Caribbean dwellings do... (posted by Timmy Octavian 1 year 160 days ago.)
5 Things I'm Willing To Do For An IPhone 4
I'm too poor to afford Apple's new Iphone4. This is no real surprise because I was too poor to afford IPhones 1-3 as well. And chances are that unless there is some drastic change in my fortunes in the near future I won't be able to afford the next IPhone either. But I'm not worried. After all, I live in America, and in America if you have a dream and the drive to pursue it, you... (posted by Timmy Octavian 1 year 330 days ago.)
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I'm too poor to afford Apple's new Iphone4. This is no real surprise because I was too poor to afford IPhones 1-3 as well. And chances are that unless there is some drastic change in my fortunes in the near future I won't be able to afford the next IPhone either. But I'm not worried. After all, I live in America, and in America if you have a dream and the drive to pursue it, you... (posted by Timmy Octavian 1 year 330 days ago.)
3 Surefire Ways To Stop The Gulf Oil Leak Today!
Since the sinking of the Deepwater Horizon drilling rig people have been screaming for BP or the U.S. government to figure out a way to stop the millions of gallons of oil that are gushing into the Gulf of Mexico. Isn't that just like people? The good folks at BP try to give them something free and all they can do is turn their noses up at it. Oh well, you know what they... (posted by Timmy Octavian 1 year 332 days ago.)
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Since the sinking of the Deepwater Horizon drilling rig people have been screaming for BP or the U.S. government to figure out a way to stop the millions of gallons of oil that are gushing into the Gulf of Mexico. Isn't that just like people? The good folks at BP try to give them something free and all they can do is turn their noses up at it. Oh well, you know what they... (posted by Timmy Octavian 1 year 332 days ago.)
Oh! You Poor, Poor Writer!
The recession has hit all of us pretty hard. But chances are it is hitting you harder than it is hitting me. You see, I was poor before the recession, I'm poor during the recession, and chances are I'll be poor after the recession is long gone. That's just one of the perks that come with living below the poverty line: Even when you lose everything, you really haven't lost all that much... ... (posted by Timmy Octavian 2 years 130 days ago.)
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The recession has hit all of us pretty hard. But chances are it is hitting you harder than it is hitting me. You see, I was poor before the recession, I'm poor during the recession, and chances are I'll be poor after the recession is long gone. That's just one of the perks that come with living below the poverty line: Even when you lose everything, you really haven't lost all that much... ... (posted by Timmy Octavian 2 years 130 days ago.)
5 Reasons Why I Refuse To Turn 30
I'm supposed to turn 30 years old this month. But I think I'm going to refuse and stay 29 another year or so. 'Why', you ask? Well I'll tell you why... 1. By the time my Father turned 30 he had a great job, a beautiful wife, a nice home, 2 1/2 kids (I was still inside Mommy) and an afro. I, on the other hand, have none of those things. I might have been able to pull off the afro but my hairline started receding at 19... (posted by Timmy Octavian 2 years 230 days ago.)
I'm supposed to turn 30 years old this month. But I think I'm going to refuse and stay 29 another year or so. 'Why', you ask? Well I'll tell you why... 1. By the time my Father turned 30 he had a great job, a beautiful wife, a nice home, 2 1/2 kids (I was still inside Mommy) and an afro. I, on the other hand, have none of those things. I might have been able to pull off the afro but my hairline started receding at 19... (posted by Timmy Octavian 2 years 230 days ago.)
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